For the first time in many years, I completed the Coffeeneuring challenge. First, some explanation is necessary. There is a thing called randonneuring, the idea of jumping on a bicycle and riding an enormous distance, often 100 or more miles. I don't do that. I think the longest I've ever ridden in a day is 65 miles, and I've ridden on the high side of 50 miles fewer times than I have fingers.
Coffeeneuring is jumping on a bicycle and riding at least two miles in some direction with the specific purpose of getting a cup of coffee, or suitable alternative, but doing this in late October and November when many people stow the bike away for six months. Yeah it's getting cold and unpleasant out, so, like Freddy Mercury sang, get on your bike and ride!
My method, here in metro Pittsburgh, is not only to do that seven times in seven weeks (there are some rules but I'll spare the details now), but to try to get to seven different parts of Pittsburgh. I count at least eight:
a - North of the Allegheny where it's flat
b - North up a hill or out in the suburbs
c - South of the Monongahela where it's flat
d - South up a hill or out in the suburbs
e - West of town, either West End or out in the suburbs
f - Between the rivers but west of the Blue Belt
g - East of the Blue Belt
h - A distant diagonal, past the McKees Rocks Bridge, the 62nd Street Bridge, or Homestead Bridge
To those ends, I made it to seven different destinations, though two were in the same general area as another two. To be fair to myself, two of these were relatively near my house, though the requisite two or more miles away. Anyway, here is a better rundown, and if I can swing it, I will include the photos showing that I was really there:
* Ride #1: Oct 20 - Eat'n Park, Waterfront (distant diagonal)
https://bsky.app/profile/bus15237.bsky.social/post/3m3n5jschgk2j
This was a 17-mile ride to participate in a march, followed by a 10-mile ride downtown, then two miles over to the North Side, then a 1.6-mile ride home from a bus ride.
* Ride #2: Oct 23 - 2 Frays Brewery (between the rivers)
https://bsky.app/profile/bus15237.bsky.social/post/3m3vfwyovbk2j
This ride commemorated a rider who was killed biking home 10 years earlier. We rode from her ghost bike to her house, then to a nearby brewery where I had a hard cider. From there, I then biked to the Subway restaurant in Millvale, where I had another beverage but do not recall if it was eligible. I did take the bike right into the restaurant, which was mostly empty, and ate dinner while I awaited the arrival of the next bus. Probably a good 10 miles, all told.
Correction; the original Facebook post said the Millvale Subway (north where it's flat), which is not incorrect but not where I took the photo or made the post or had the eligible beverage.
* Ride #3: Oct 31 - Cafe 412, West End (west of town)
https://bsky.app/profile/bus15237.bsky.social/post/3m4izhuy7gk2o
I rented a bike downtown and rode the roughly three miles out to South Main St in the West End, had a coffee and a nibbly, then rode it back downtown.
* Ride #4: Nov 1 - Over the Bar, North Park (north in the 'burbs)
https://bsky.app/profile/bus15237.bsky.social/post/3m4lclm26a22g
Home to the North Park Ice Rink to pick up my supplies to run my election precinct the following Tuesday. Stopped at OTB for lunch on the way back. Six or seven miles each direction.
* Ride #5: Nov 7 - Big Dog Café, South Side (south where it's flat)
https://bsky.app/profile/bus15237.bsky.social/post/3m52d2ztla22f
Another trip via rental bike. Downtown to South Side is about four miles each way. Might have been 10 miles total with various wiggles around the South Side, trying to figure out whether to return the bike while I made my coffee trip or not, since they charge by the hour. Decided it wasn't worth the bother, just let the meter run.
* Ride #6: Nov 13 - Eat'n Park, McKnight Rd southbound (dup of #4)
https://bsky.app/profile/bus15237.bsky.social/post/3m5jwjzgsf22y
There are two almost identical restaurants along McKnight that have co-existed for almost 50 years but this particular one is closing in a few weeks. Lunch and coffee.
* Ride #7: Nov 14 - Yinz Coffee, Bloomfield (dup of 2)
https://bsky.app/profile/bus15237.bsky.social/post/3m5mqnkteic23
https://bsky.app/profile/bus15237.bsky.social/post/3m5mqos4f3s23
On my way to Critical Mass. Biked to the bus (about a mile), then biked from downtown to Bloomfield (about three miles), then to CM (about a mile), then CM itself (about 10 miles), then biked downtown (another 3-4), then home from the bus (1.5). So, about 20 miles total.
So I almost hit seven different areas. I wanted to eat one more time at that Eat'n Park on McKnight that's closing in a couple weeks. I didn't get to south-up-a-hill or east-of-the-Blue-Belt so maybe I'll do those another year.
Photos to accompany each coffee trip are on my Bluesky at the links shown.
Background info on the Coffeeneuring Challenge: Coffeeneuring Challenge 2025: You’re Only 15 Once – Chasing Mailboxes